Betty ford says i'm here all night
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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