your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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