Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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