I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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