stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm experimenting with sincerity
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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