Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you win again, gameday.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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