did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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