I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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