I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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