summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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