no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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