Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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