Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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