why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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