Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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