it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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