Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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