no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Shame - the story of my life.
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