Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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