Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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