Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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