he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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