she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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