I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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