i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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