i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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