you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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