normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
should my penis look like a turkey
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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