Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So much rum. So many feels.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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