What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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