Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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