You really coming over, don't trick.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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