She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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