you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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