I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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