I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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