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(408): View more from California

I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.

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(937): View more from Ohio

i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.

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(914): View more from New York

We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.

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(708): View more from Illinois

just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore

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(908): View more from New Jersey

no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!

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