it hurts more in the daytime
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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