I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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