What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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