I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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