I must be too annoying 4 u.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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