do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
