There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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