one two three fourrrrnication!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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