Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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