It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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