i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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