weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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