i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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