yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
